Isotope-210
Thank you for your interest in the position as our "HAZARDOUS MATERIAL DISPOSAL TECHNICIAN"!
We have reviewed your resume and believe your previous experience in landscaping makes you the perfect fit for the job. As such, we are extending the job offer to you. We are also accepting on your behalf.
As a NUCLEAR REACTOR Hazardous Material Disposal Technician, you will be required to work in a potentially hazardous environment. The risk of exposure to hazardous materials is only moderate, that which includes ACID BUBBLES. We will provide you the necessary tools to dispose of the toxic waste.
Your pay will start at a resounding $11/hour with the possibility of a raise of up to $0.32 a year! WOW! Benefits include and are entirely limited to:
LEAF-BLOWER.
You are required to be on-site within the next hour. Happy disposing!
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Developed for Green Bay Global Game Jam 2025. Has since been revised
Cody (ASTER0016) - Programmer; Music
David (BlueTuesday) - Artist; Voice Acting; Story
Jo - HR Rep; Catering
Westwood - Voice clips (sourced from Tiberian Dawn, Red Alert)
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